im literally reblogging this again rn holy LORD someone come make this for me i will give you a single kiss come on
The Patron Saint of Richmond
The elusive Jackalope. Very fast. Similarly to hipsters (and just as obscure), they are attracted to and able to be slowed down enough to be caught with whiskey. The antlers are also a draw for our alternative-to-the-alternative friends…because they definitely haven’t been made mainstream enough yet. Complete with Wes Anderson-esque color palette.